2014-15 Season at No Such Place w/ 3-Branch Lake Views

2014-15 Season at No Such Place w/ 3-Branch Lake Views

Overview

Property Details

Updated: Sep 14, 2014
House, 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, Sleeps 8

Prime property with spectacular views:

Romantic, rustic 4 bedroom 2 bath Lake Home located on Keuka Lake's prestigious east side, highlighting morning coffee sunrises from oak Adirondack chairs at the end of the dock, and spectacular sunsets from any of the several deck levels including the spacious 100' dock that juts out into the lake facing the magnificent Bluff. The Lake House is completely furnished and offers 180 degree all-glass views from a new sun room/dinning room combo and a romantic glass-faced gas-log fireplace in the living room, all amid a golden-age cottage look-and-feel, surrounded by antiques and memory items from that wonderful distant age.

  • Sleeps 8
  • 4 Bedrooms
  • 2 Bathrooms, 1 Half Bath
  • Parking
  • Garden
  • Barbecue
  • Pets welcome
  • Internet
  • Dish washer
  • Washing machine
  • Towels provided
  • Accept Credit Cards
  • Bookable online

Recent Review

About the Owner

I am a local to the area and though I have now lived in many parts of the county, and have traveled the world extensively, the one true place I will always call home is Keuka Lake.

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Guestbook comments from the owner

My husband and I live in the Cleveland area and we both have two jobs and therefore virtually no life it seems away from home. But, we have been talking for about two years about going to Keuka Lake again, where we had first met at the famous Switzerland Inn. We finally took the plunge and signed up for a 2-Night stay at, "No Such Place," which is located less than a half mile from where we first met at the Switzerland Inn.



We had SUCH A GOOD TIME at NO SUCH PLACE!!! There are almost no words to describe it. We cried with joy as we saw the same view of the incredible Bluff, had breakfast at Artisan's Bakery in quaint and wonderful Hammondsport, the lunch and an incredible tour at Bully Hill. (Best Brunch EVER!). Dinner of course the first night at the Switzerland Inn but the next night we had an incredible dinner at the Bistro on the Hammondsport Square!!! We highly recommend all these places.



It was November and the trees were past peak, but still so wonderful. The sky was blue and the air cool but we rented Kayak's at Reagan's for $25 per day!!! We thought that was an awesome value. (Call them or check out their web site at reaganskayak). We did a couple of wine tours on Keuka Lake but also did a FRISKY Wine Tour on nearby Seneca Lake. Both Awesome. Oh, did I mention that we kept calling the owner to ask for "Just one more day"? We did this 3 days in a row...lol and then ran out of excuses as to why we couldn't go back to work! Hope our employers are not reading this...hahahaha...



Thank you Keuka Lake, thank you No Such Place, thank you wonderful owner who's name I probably shouldn't mention here! We took away more than just wonderful memories, and we'll be back again soon!
Nov 2013
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Hammondsport Keuka Lake
5

Coolest little town in America...

  • 5 of 5
What a beautiful week on Keuka Lake over the summer! The weather was fantastic! The owner was very accommodating to our every need. We rented a boat from his friend on the lake and had a blast going to various restaurants. The water skiing was a lot of fun also. The house was clean and well maintained. We all hope to go back same time next year.

Julie
  • Submitted: Sep 29, 2014
  • Stayed: Aug 2014
  • Source: HomeAway
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Hammondsport Keuka Lake
5

Fabulous Family Vacation!!

  • 5 of 5
My husband, our 3 boys and our dog were fortunate enough to stay here for our first ever extended family vacation this summer. Although apprehensive at booking a place sight unseen except for online pictures, the owner's prompt responses to all my questions put my mind at ease. We quickly fell in love with this quaint cottage and all it had to offer. The dock and the balcony quickly became our 2 favorite places to be! And I must say our boys loved their bedrooms and their beds. We all had the best nights sleep while we were there. The views from "No Such Place" are priceless and will be forever ingrained in my memory. Our boys ages, 7, 9 & 16 had an equally wonderful time and came away with great memories of our time in the finger lakes! The neighbors were also a joy and very gracious. Thank you for the opportunity to create incredible family memories!
  • Submitted: Jul 14, 2014
  • Stayed: Jun 2014
  • Source: HomeAway
Recommended for:  Adventure Seekers, Pet-friendly, Girls Getaway, Sightseeing, Families with Teenagers, Families with Young Children, Romantic Getaway
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Hammondsport Keuka Lake
Denver, Colorado, USA
5

An inspiring place to write...

  • 5 of 5
I’ve been a farmer, truck driver, Harley store owner, fast food restaurant owner, small town politician, Dive Shop owner and Internet blogger, but now I want to write the great American novel. I’ve lived in 7 states all over the country from Hawaii to Maine to Florida, and from very humble beginnings in the farm lands of Iowa, I finally managed to cobble together a 4-year Bachelor Degree in Marketing at the ripe old age of 61. By a strange quirk of fate I found myself in Hammondsport, NY one day in July 2001 where I had my first chance to gaze on beautiful Keuka Lake. It was a gaze that would stand the test of time since I made a promise to myself that I would return to Keuka Lake someday to live or at least vacation there. In the eleven years since that first gaze I have traveled the world and laid my eyes on some wonderful places. But, I never forgot Keuka Lake. I researched vacation rentals in the summer of 2012 where I came across, “No Such Place.” That name seemed apropos for me, so I went with it, I was not disappointed. I think all real estate people will tell you that it’s about location,and so it is with No Such Place. It does lack in a few ways but it is located so perfectly for view, boat and car logistics that short comings are quickly forgotten. No Such Place really does exist and we are thankful we found it! It is a place where in one sense time has forgotten, but in another a place where dreams are made. Hoagy Carmichael is said to have written his famous song, Stardust, just a ¼ mile north at the elegant Keuka Hotel,(now gone.) From my perspective, No Such Place has it all; great fishing, a fantastic view, numerous cozy decks to sit on to admire the endless mesmerizing blue waters of perhaps one of the cleanest and most beautiful bodies of water in the world. (I don’t usually gush like this but I am so impressed. I enjoyed the hiking and waterfalls all around the lake, the restaurants in Hammondsport, the Grand Prix Race Track at nearby Watkins Glen, the wonderful and entertaining wineries surrounding the lake, the photo opportunities everywhere, the sailing, the sail plane gliding at nearby Harris Hill, the Glass Museum in Corning, the antiquing trail, the Mennonite/Amish farmer markets in the hills all around…and much, much more!
As for No Such Place: I found it clean, comfortable and fully equipped for great entertaining for families up to about 8 people. I highly recommend it and I plan to become a regular each year from now on.
  • Submitted: Nov 14, 2012
  • Stayed: Oct 2012
  • Source: HomeAway
Recommended for:  Age 55+, Adventure Seekers, Pet-friendly, Girls Getaway, Sightseeing, Families with Teenagers, Families with Young Children, Romantic Getaway
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Hammondsport Keuka Lake
Chicago, IL
5

Value, Memories and a Treasure for the Heart...

  • 5 of 5
I have a family of 8 and we live in Chicago, IL. My husband graduated from the University of Rochester and he has fond memories of the Finger Lake Region just south of Rochester, and most notably Keuka Lake, where the first registered winery got started around 1836, according to our research. The quaint little town of Hammondsport, located on the south end of Keuka Lake, in our humble opinion, is the jewel of not only Keuka Lake, but perhaps all of the 11 Finger Lakes. It’s a friendly little town with wonderful shops and great restaurants, and the people there are doing their best to preserve some of the wonder and charm that was once pervasive throughout the area during the Golden Age of 1880-1930 when steam ships ploughed the lake’s crystal clean water hauling grapes north to the mouth of the Erie Canal where they started their transport by barge to larger metropolises such as NYC, Boston and Philadelphia. In addition to a great town square, there is a museum nearby dedicated to Glen Curtis who flew the first publically witnessed airplane flight and where naval aviation got its start with the first water takeoff and landing.

We have rented on Keuka Lake now for 11 years, and always someplace different, at least that was true until last year. We discovered No Such Place last summer and for the first time ever we returned to rent it again for two weeks this year. And we plan to do the same again next year. We love the view, the dock, the setting, the road and water access, the fire pit, the woods, the deep private lot, the ample parking, the rustic mix of old cottage mixed with some new, the multiple sun decks, the neighbors and most of all, the caring, friendly, responsive and humorous owner. No Such Place is not a Westin Hotel, so if that is what you are looking for, you should look elsewhere; but it has incredible charm that grows on you each and every new day you continue to stay there. No Such Place has contradictions, yet order at the same time. It will make you smile, and perhaps even laugh, but you will become endeared to it as you figure it all out. Like most places on Keuka Lake built during the end of the Golden Age, it is slowly evolving toward the present. Yet we have encouraged the owner to not change anything, and to keep it as it is. We think you will agree with our evaluation and enjoy No Such Place as much as we do, so we highly recommend it. You won’t regret it, it’s definitely worth it…!
  • Submitted: Nov 13, 2012
  • Stayed: Oct 2012
  • Source: HomeAway
Recommended for:  Age 55+, Adventure Seekers, Pet-friendly, Girls Getaway, Sightseeing, Families with Teenagers, Families with Young Children, Romantic Getaway
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Hammondsport Keuka Lake
Cincinnati, Ohio
2

Not Worth The Money

  • 2 of 5
We spent a week here with 6 adults this past August (2012). We felt for the price, the pictures and descriptions were deceiving.
We were very disappointed with the kitchen. It was tiny and the linoleum countertops were not even clean. Not a place you would want to prepare meals.
The "modern" grill did not work well and you could not even read the settings because they were written in worn off magic marker.
The front porch did have a wonderful view but you had to be careful not to step into one of the holes in the floor.
Luckily we did have great weather and spent most of our time on the dock. The dock is very nice and if you have a boat, the boat lift was nice.
Most disappointing was how our security deposit was handled. After not hearing anything for weeks, we contacted the owner. He called back and said there was damage to a screen door. Knowing that this was not true, I asked for pictures. He responded by sending me no pictures but all of my deposit but $50. I will not do business with this owner again.
No more stays at "No Such Place"!
  • Submitted: Oct 20, 2012
  • Stayed: Aug 2012
  • Source: HomeAway
Owner's Response: I do my best to please all my renters as best as humanly possible, but it seems that every couple of years a renter comes along that doesn’t read all the information sent to them, or doesn’t see the charm that others before them have enjoyed and marveled at enthusiastically. Not much one can really do about these rogue wave renters except grin and bear it as best one can. I do take all complaints very seriously, however, and address each concern and fix it quickly.
I have a very professional cleaning staff and they have an extremely detailed pre stay check list as well as an extremely detailed post stay report card used for internal purposes. There are double checks in place to ensure that the entire property is clean both inside and out and that it is at its very best for each new renter. My long list of very positive reviews confirms these facts. My cleaning staff rates each renter rigorously in terms of the post stay conditions they observe. Did the renters respect the property or abuse it? Did it take an unusually long time to bring the property back to the pre stay conditions? Did the renters remove their garbage as contracted, or leave it strewn about? Did the renters replace the fire pit wood they used as contracted? Was the dock guest lift and dock furniture abused? Did the renters leave the premises on time or cause the cleaning staff problems in getting into the property to clean it for the next arriving renters? All in all more than 25 report card items are measured and an overall grade is established. This report card is used to determine if certain renters will be allowed to rent again. In the case of this renter, the report card came in the lowest ever and so, (for the first time ever),the answer is a resounding – Never Again!
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Hammondsport Keuka Lake
Sarasota, Florida, USA
5

Very Satisfied...

  • 5 of 5
This is my first attempt at doing a review so I hope you will bear with me. I am a Pharmacist by trade and my husband is a Veterinarian. We have 6 kids, 2 dogs, 3 cats and 5 horses. We reluctantly decided to leave the animals home this Keuka trip, despite the fact that No Such Place turned out to be an excellent place to bring a couple of water dogs that like to fetch from the beach and play in the gently deepening water from shore to end of dock - a magnificent dock I might add, over 100 feet long and 15 feet, the place where we spent most of our time as we basked in the sun!

Anyway, we are a family of 8 with kids ranging from 9 to 19. Our kids took over the 2nd floor which suited them well with its period styled (Circa 1930) wainscoted walls and ceiling and interconnecting rooms with heavy sound deadening curtains. Two of the bedrooms had magnificent views of the lake and bluff with TV’s w/remote control and a DVD. We parents, on the other hand, decided to stay on the futon double bed on the first floor sun room. We even blew up the owner-provided queen-sized air mattress putting it on the futon bed. Creative we thought.

The two bathrooms worked out great; one for the kids, one for adults. The cottage is a bit on the small side, but, we are at the lake and the place is a typical summer home on beautiful Keuka Lake where we have been renting for the past 15 years. The beach, the fire-pit, the dock, the views, the parking, the woods behind the garage, the outside grill, two refrigerators, the many tables and chairs, the purity of the water, the guest boat lift are all fantastic pluses for No Such Place. Most of these things we didn’t have at our previous rentals.

We spent most of our time out-of-doors, hiking and water skiing, but two days it rained forcing us in where we played cards, chess and backgammon. The dishwasher and combo wash machine/dryer came in very handy with our kids constantly needing fresh clean clothes. The kitchen and breakfast nook were stocked by all sorts of owner provided condiments and spices as well as a full complement of kitchen equipment for cooking just about anything. The kitchen is small, however, and in need of updating, which we understand the owner plans to do over the next winter. It was charming, however, even if it did take us a while to figure out where everything was.

The cottage was clean and fresh smelling upon our arrival and the owner was very caring. We highly recommend No Such Place.
  • Submitted: Aug 22, 2011
  • Stayed: Aug 2011
  • Source: HomeAway
Recommended for:  Adventure Seekers, Pet-friendly, Girls Getaway, Sightseeing, Families with Teenagers, Families with Young Children, Romantic Getaway

Location

From the Owner

Keuka Lake is magical all year long but particularly so in the summer! Hammondsport on Keuka Lake is the source of the USA's first registered winery and now has nearly 20 fantastic and romantic wineries all around the lake. Harvest time is uniquely festive and fun for all and this happens spontaneously within the beauty of the incredible surrounding fall foliage, a treat for the spirit and soul each year!

Activity and Interests

Nearest Airport : Elmira-Corning or Ithaca, or ROC or SYR or BUF at 25 Miles Nearest Barpub : Switzerland Inn at 0.25 Miles Nearest Golf : Lakeside Country Club or Bath Country Club - at 10 Miles Nearest Motorway : Property is located at Rte 54/Rte 230 on Keuka Lk Nearest Restaurant : Switzerland Inn at 0.25 Miles Nearest Ski : Bristol Mt at 15 Miles Nearest Beach : Property is located on the water and has a beach Car: recommended

Fishing

Water Skiing

Swimming

Boating

Golf at Lakeside Country Club or Bath Country Club

Gliding at nearby Harris Hill

Many museums

Rich history to absorb

Hiking to many local waterfalls

Golfing

Wine tasting

Race track at nearby Watkins Glen Grand Prix speedway

Limitless photography opportunities

Fine dinning by boat at many restaurants on the water!

Bike riding around 45 mile (fastest path) lake loop

Parks, recreation areas nearby as wells as lots of shopping and antiquing

Great Golf Courses nearby (Keuka Lakeside, Bath Country Club, Corning, and many more.)

Availability

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Rental rates

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Rate Period Nightly Weekend Night Weekly Monthly Event
 
Spring
Mar 28 2015 - Jun 19 2015
2 night minimum stay
$229
 
 
Summer
Jun 20 2015 - Sep 12 2015
7 night minimum stay
$2,422
 
 
Fall
Sep 13 2015 - Dec 26 2015
2 night minimum stay
$229
 

Additional information about rental rates

  • Refundable damage deposit $500
  • Pet Fee $100

Standard Nightly Rate: $325
Standard Wkly Rate:$2850
Standard Monthly Rate $12,350

Rates: Peak Season (6/20/2015 to 9/8/2015)
$2,850 per week
Rented Saturday to Saturday in Peak Summer, 2-3 minimum night stays in Spring and Fall seasons. Also, flexible start/end booking dates in the Spring and Fall Seasons. May offer discounts for longer stays than a week. Early payment discount included of 15%

Cancellation Policy

100% refund if canceled at least 30 days before arrival date.

Amenities

From the Owner

Location Location Location is the key to real estate and 'No Such Place' is ideally situation on the lake and with strategic access by road to all the key surrounding towns. The views from the property in summer, spring, winter and fall are simply amazing.

Property Type

  • house

Theme

  • Adventure
  • Away From It All
  • Family
  • Historic
  • Romantic
  • Sports & Activities
  • Tourist Attractions

General

  • Air Conditioning ...
  • Clothes Dryer ...
  • Fireplace ...
  • Garage ...
  • Hair Dryer
  • Heating ...
  • Internet ...
  • Iron & Board
  • Linens Provided ...
  • Living Room ...
  • Parking ...
  • Telephone ...
  • Towels Provided ...
  • Washing Machine ...

Kitchen

  • Coffee Maker ...
  • Dishes & Utensils ...
  • Dishwasher ...
  • Kitchen ...
  • Microwave ...
  • Oven ...
  • Pantry Items ...
  • Refrigerator ...
  • Stove ...
  • Toaster ...

Dining

  • Dining ...
  • Dining Area

Entertainment

  • Books ...
  • DVD Player ...
  • Games ...
  • Satellite / Cable ...
  • Stereo ...
  • Television ...
  • Video Games ...
  • Video Library ...

Onsite Services

  • Massage

Suitability

  • children welcome
  • non smoking only
  • pets considered

Location Type

  • Lakefront

Attractions

  • autumn foliage
  • churches
  • cinemas
  • coin laundry
  • festivals
  • forests
  • library
  • marina
  • museums
  • playground
  • recreation center
  • restaurants
  • synagogues
  • waterfalls
  • winery tours

Leisure Activities

  • antiquing
  • bird watching
  • horseback riding
  • horseshoes
  • outlet shopping
  • paddle boating
  • photography
  • scenic drives
  • sight seeing
  • walking

Local Services & Businesses

  • ATM/bank
  • fitness center
  • groceries
  • hospital
  • laundromat
  • massage therapist
  • medical services

Sports & Adventure Activities

  • basketball court
  • cycling
  • fishing
  • fly fishing
  • freshwater fishing
  • golf
  • hiking
  • hunting
  • hunting big game
  • hunting small game
  • ice skating
  • jet skiing
  • paragliding
  • pier fishing
  • roller blading
  • sailing
  • scuba diving or snorkeling
  • skiing
  • snorkeling
  • swimming
  • tennis
  • water skiing
  • water tubing
  • wind-surfing

Floor Area

  • 2500 sq. ft.

Bathrooms

  • 2 Bathrooms
  • 1 Half Bath
  • Half Bathroom - toilet, 2nd Floor Toilet & Sink as night bathroom
  • Bathroom 1 - toilet, shower, First Floor main bathroom with large shower, sink and toilet
  • Bathroom 2 - toilet, shower, 1st Floor Toilet, Shower and Sink

Bedrooms

  • 4 Bedrooms, Sleeps 8
  • 2nd Floor Bluff Point Bedroom - 1 double, Has AC and Heat and direct view overlooking the lake
  • 2nd Floor Garrett Chapel Room - 1 double, Has AC and Heat and direct view of the lake
  • 2nd Floor Keuka Village Room - 1 double, Has AC and Heat & view of the driveway, garage & wooded lot
  • Bedroom 4 - 1 king, King Bed and 3 direction window views of the lake

Outside

  • Balcony ...
  • Boat ...
  • Deck / Patio ...
  • Golf ...
  • Kayak / Canoe ...
  • Lawn / Garden ...
  • Outdoor Grill ...
  • Tennis ...

Meals

  • Guests provide their own meals

Notes:

  • 1- Free Internet - all the way to the end of the dock TV/ 1 DVR's in upstair bedrooms and TV/DVR in living room Garbage pickup on Wednesday mornings by 7:00 am Sleeps 8 people max including children (2nd Floor: 3 doubles, 1 single, 1st Floor: 1 King and 1 double rollout sofa, and also 1 single fold down couch) Linens & Towels not provided (But full linen service is available for an additional fee) 2 New Ultra-Modern Infrared BBQ w/Propane tanks provided New Dishwasher New Garbage Disposal Beach area for kids, easy walk out to deep water, large fire-pit for campfires Massive new 100' dock 13' wide Guest boat lift Guest row boat with oars (no motor, not for water skiing) Cul de sac...no traffic...grass area and blacktop drive for parking and for kids playing Upper wooded lot to set up tents or to walk dog in Blacktop private drive and road Washer and dryer in laundry room 2 Modern bathrooms with showers Natural gas stove Fully equipped kitchen Formal dinning as well as several other informal dinning tables FREE INTERNET
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