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Property Details

Updated: May 21, 2015
House, 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, Sleeps 8

Prime property with spectacular views:

Romantic, rustic 4 bedroom 2 bath Lake Home located on Keuka Lake's prestigious east side, highlighting morning coffee sunrises from oak Adirondack chairs at the end of the dock, and spectacular sunsets from any of the several deck levels including the spacious 100' dock that juts out into the lake facing the magnificent Bluff. The Lake House is completely furnished and offers 180 degree all-glass views from a new sun room/dinning room combo and a romantic glass-faced gas-log fireplace in the living room, all amid a golden-age cottage look-and-feel, surrounded by antiques and memory items from that wonderful distant age.

  • Sleeps 8
  • 4 Bedrooms
  • 2 Bathrooms, 1 Half Bath
  • Parking
  • Garden
  • Barbecue
  • Pets welcome
  • Internet
  • Dish washer
  • Washing machine
  • Towels provided
  • Linens provided
  • Accept Credit Cards
  • Bookable online

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About the Owner

I am a local to the area and though I have now lived in many parts of the county, and have traveled the world extensively, the one true place I will always call home is Keuka Lake.

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My husband and I live in the Cleveland area and we both have two jobs and therefore virtually no life it seems away from home. But, we have been talking for about two years about going to Keuka Lake again, where we had first met at the famous Switzerland Inn. We finally took the plunge and signed up for a 2-Night stay at, "No Such Place," which is located less than a half mile from where we first met at the Switzerland Inn.

We had SUCH A GOOD TIME at NO SUCH PLACE!!! There are almost no words to describe it. We cried with joy as we saw the same view of the incredible Bluff, had breakfast at Artisan's Bakery in quaint and wonderful Hammondsport, the lunch and an incredible tour at Bully Hill. (Best Brunch EVER!). Dinner of course the first night at the Switzerland Inn but the next night we had an incredible dinner at the Bistro on the Hammondsport Square!!! We highly recommend all these places.

It was November and the trees were past peak, but still so wonderful. The sky was blue and the air cool but we rented Kayak's at Reagan's for $25 per day!!! We thought that was an awesome value. (Call them or check out their web site at reaganskayak). We did a couple of wine tours on Keuka Lake but also did a FRISKY Wine Tour on nearby Seneca Lake. Both Awesome. Oh, did I mention that we kept calling the owner to ask for "Just one more day"? We did this 3 days in a and then ran out of excuses as to why we couldn't go back to work! Hope our employers are not reading this...hahahaha...

Thank you Keuka Lake, thank you No Such Place, thank you wonderful owner who's name I probably shouldn't mention here! We took away more than just wonderful memories, and we'll be back again soon!
Nov 2013
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2014-15 Season at No Such Place w/ 3-Branch Lake Views
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Hammondsport Keuka Lake

Cooking in Paraidise!

  • 5 of 5
In a few words: Wonderfully quaint and comfortable...!

I never write reviews as a rule, but felt the need to say some nice things about, "No Such Place," where I stayed for a week with my family end of Oct at the tail end of Harvest time on beautiful Keuka Lake.

The highlights for our stay were unparalleled view, incredible dock, a super nice comfortable cottage and a fully stocked kitchen where I spent a great deal of my time cooking wonderful things for my loving family.

I highly recommend No Such Place. We will be back next year for sure!

  • Submitted: Jan 10, 2015
  • Stayed: Oct 2014
  • Source: Vacation Rentals, from HomeAway
2014-15 Season at No Such Place w/ 3-Branch Lake Views
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Hammondsport Keuka Lake

Much more than was expected!

  • 5 of 5
Class Reunion…in Fine Class, on Keuka Lake…!

My buddies and I all graduated from the University of Rochester in 2004, ten years ago. Hard to imagine how fast time has gone by since those carefree years on the River Campus. All of us are true Yellow Jackets having lettered in multiple sports. Two of us went military and each did two tours in Iraq, while two others now live in DC where they have become part of its unpredictable political landscape. Another has gone corporate and is making his mark with Investment Banking in NYC. As for me, I just teach school and write music and try to keep our motley crew together lest we all disappear and forget what we all once meant to each other.

To that end I found this incredible little cottage on Keuka Lake just south of the Switzerland Inn where we all use to bring our dates occasionally, on the weekends, to get away from the “Big City” of Rochester…LOL.

The name of this cottage just kills me…”NO SUCH PLACE.” How cool is that…!

We stayed up all night for 5 nights sitting around the large campfire on the beach and catching up on middle east wars, the stock market, and world and national politics. We had some lively conversations, to say the least, and several times one or more of us was forced to “walk the plank” as it were, at the end of the dock…for being just a little too opinionated. Still, it was all in good fun and no one when home with any hard feelings. We all have different perspectives on life now from our widely various of experience since school days. However one thing we all agreed on is that, “NO SUCH PLACE” is a gem among gems and it has all the charms that a great lake house should have as well as location, location, and location! It has the biggest best dock ever in the middle of the most beautiful three-branch, (shaped like a Y), Finger Lake. So cool…! It’s functionally well maintained in all respects, very clean, has a fully equipped kitchen, great cable TV, and everything one could need while “at the lake.” Even the owner was super cool.

We have decided to make this our special yearly or bi-yearly reunion place. And some of us, like me, now have kids, so I highly recommend it for families as well as old school chums like us. I want my children to grow up on a lake like this, and at a charming cottage that has “all the right stuff” in it! Until next year,

George, Peter, Sean, Robert, and of course me, Markus
  • Submitted: Nov 20, 2014
  • Stayed: Oct 2014
  • Source: Vacation Rentals, from HomeAway
2014-15 Season at No Such Place w/ 3-Branch Lake Views
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Hammondsport Keuka Lake
St. Elmo, IL, USA

Totally Delightful...

  • 5 of 5
My 5 best girlfriends, (of 50 years and all retired), and I have made a point to get together at least once a year for a "reunion /catch-up" type of vacation. We have most often chosen Myrtle Beach as our destination, but decided this year to do something a little different. We were tired of the same old hotel routine and came to the consensus that it would be fun to stay in a private home or B & B somewhere totally different. One girlfriend is from the Finger Lake Region of Central New York, (that’s the state, not NYC, for those that didn’t know there was a state attached to the Big Apple).
We did our research and found a quaint little place on Keuka Lake, NY between Hammondsport and Penn Yan, south of Rochester about 75 miles. Our choice of "NO SUCH PLACE," as the cottage is known as was perfect for us. We enjoyed the personal feel of the cottage amid the lapping of the water upon the shore only a few feet from where we slept. It sported, what we observed, was the best dock on the lake. The cottage had charms that quickly embraced us and made us feel like it were an old friend. While extremely comfortable, it had the feel of yesteryear and brought back memories of our childhood growing up together. How nice it is to start out life together as children and regain that closeness in later years.
The water is pure and gorgeous beyond words. The surrounding hills were in full fall colors during our stay and there are over a dozen wonderful wineries nestled in among majestic slopping vineyards all around. We had plenty of room for all of us to relax and watch the beautiful sunsets, also a fully stocked kitchen, a lovely fire pit on the shore, two boat lifts, and a woods to walk your dog in located up behind the safe no traffic cul-de-sac that the cottage is located on. The owner was kind and friendly, very knowledgeable and responsive to our every request. Finally, I must say, and I’m a dogged foodie, Hammondsport has several world class restaurants like the Pleasanton Valley Inn, The Union Block Bistro and The Village Tavern. Our experience was unique and so delightful at every turn, so we highly recommend it to others! We all fell in love with NO SUCH PLACE, and so it will be our choice again next year, for sure!
  • Submitted: Nov 5, 2014
  • Stayed: Sep 2014
  • Source: Vacation Rentals, from HomeAway
2014-15 Season at No Such Place w/ 3-Branch Lake Views
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Hammondsport Keuka Lake

Coolest little town in America...

  • 5 of 5
What a beautiful week on Keuka Lake over the summer! The weather was fantastic! The owner was very accommodating to our every need. We rented a boat from his friend on the lake and had a blast going to various restaurants. The water skiing was a lot of fun also. The house was clean and well maintained. We all hope to go back same time next year.

  • Submitted: Sep 29, 2014
  • Stayed: Aug 2014
  • Source: Vacation Rentals, from HomeAway
2014-15 Season at No Such Place w/ 3-Branch Lake Views
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Hammondsport Keuka Lake

Fabulous Family Vacation!!

  • 5 of 5
My husband, our 3 boys and our dog were fortunate enough to stay here for our first ever extended family vacation this summer. Although apprehensive at booking a place sight unseen except for online pictures, the owner's prompt responses to all my questions put my mind at ease. We quickly fell in love with this quaint cottage and all it had to offer. The dock and the balcony quickly became our 2 favorite places to be! And I must say our boys loved their bedrooms and their beds. We all had the best nights sleep while we were there. The views from "No Such Place" are priceless and will be forever ingrained in my memory. Our boys ages, 7, 9 & 16 had an equally wonderful time and came away with great memories of our time in the finger lakes! The neighbors were also a joy and very gracious. Thank you for the opportunity to create incredible family memories!
  • Submitted: Jul 14, 2014
  • Stayed: Jun 2014
  • Source: Vacation Rentals, from HomeAway
Recommended for:  Adventure Seekers, Pet-friendly, Girls Getaway, Sightseeing, Families with Teenagers, Families with Young Children, Romantic Getaway
2014-15 Season at No Such Place w/ 3-Branch Lake Views
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Hammondsport Keuka Lake
Denver, Colorado, USA

An inspiring place to write...

  • 5 of 5
I’ve been a farmer, truck driver, Harley store owner, fast food restaurant owner, small town politician, Dive Shop owner and Internet blogger, but now I want to write the great American novel. I’ve lived in 7 states all over the country from Hawaii to Maine to Florida, and from very humble beginnings in the farm lands of Iowa, I finally managed to cobble together a 4-year Bachelor Degree in Marketing at the ripe old age of 61. By a strange quirk of fate I found myself in Hammondsport, NY one day in July 2001 where I had my first chance to gaze on beautiful Keuka Lake. It was a gaze that would stand the test of time since I made a promise to myself that I would return to Keuka Lake someday to live or at least vacation there. In the eleven years since that first gaze I have traveled the world and laid my eyes on some wonderful places. But, I never forgot Keuka Lake. I researched vacation rentals in the summer of 2012 where I came across, “No Such Place.” That name seemed apropos for me, so I went with it, I was not disappointed. I think all real estate people will tell you that it’s about location,and so it is with No Such Place. It does lack in a few ways but it is located so perfectly for view, boat and car logistics that short comings are quickly forgotten. No Such Place really does exist and we are thankful we found it! It is a place where in one sense time has forgotten, but in another a place where dreams are made. Hoagy Carmichael is said to have written his famous song, Stardust, just a ¼ mile north at the elegant Keuka Hotel,(now gone.) From my perspective, No Such Place has it all; great fishing, a fantastic view, numerous cozy decks to sit on to admire the endless mesmerizing blue waters of perhaps one of the cleanest and most beautiful bodies of water in the world. (I don’t usually gush like this but I am so impressed. I enjoyed the hiking and waterfalls all around the lake, the restaurants in Hammondsport, the Grand Prix Race Track at nearby Watkins Glen, the wonderful and entertaining wineries surrounding the lake, the photo opportunities everywhere, the sailing, the sail plane gliding at nearby Harris Hill, the Glass Museum in Corning, the antiquing trail, the Mennonite/Amish farmer markets in the hills all around…and much, much more!
As for No Such Place: I found it clean, comfortable and fully equipped for great entertaining for families up to about 8 people. I highly recommend it and I plan to become a regular each year from now on.
  • Submitted: Nov 14, 2012
  • Stayed: Oct 2012
  • Source: Vacation Rentals, from HomeAway
Recommended for:  Age 55+, Adventure Seekers, Pet-friendly, Girls Getaway, Sightseeing, Families with Teenagers, Families with Young Children, Romantic Getaway


From the Owner

Keuka Lake is magical all year long but particularly so in the summer! Hammondsport on Keuka Lake is the source of the USA's first registered winery and now has nearly 20 fantastic and romantic wineries all around the lake. Harvest time is uniquely festive and fun for all and this happens spontaneously within the beauty of the incredible surrounding fall foliage, a treat for the spirit and soul each year!

Activity and Interests

Nearest Airport : Elmira-Corning or Ithaca, or ROC or SYR or BUF at 25 Miles Nearest Barpub : Switzerland Inn at 0.25 Miles Nearest Golf : Lakeside Country Club or Bath Country Club - at 10 Miles Nearest Motorway : Property is located at Rte 54/Rte 230 on Keuka Lk Nearest Restaurant : Switzerland Inn at 0.25 Miles Nearest Ski : Bristol Mt at 15 Miles Nearest Beach : Property is located on the water and has a beach Car: recommended


Water Skiing



Golf at Lakeside Country Club or Bath Country Club

Gliding at nearby Harris Hill

Many museums

Rich history to absorb

Hiking to many local waterfalls


Wine tasting

Race track at nearby Watkins Glen Grand Prix speedway

Limitless photography opportunities

Fine dinning by boat at many restaurants on the water!

Bike riding around 45 mile (fastest path) lake loop

Parks, recreation areas nearby as wells as lots of shopping and antiquing

Great Golf Courses nearby (Keuka Lakeside, Bath Country Club, Corning, and many more.)


From $229 Per night

Rental rates

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Rate Period Nightly Weekend Night Weekly Monthly Event
Mar 28 2015 - Jun 19 2015
2 night minimum stay
Jun 20 2015 - Sep 12 2015
7 night minimum stay
Sep 13 2015 - Dec 26 2015
2 night minimum stay

Additional information about rental rates

  • Full Linen Service $100.00
  • Refundable damage deposit $500.00
  • Cleaning Fee $100.00
  • Pet Fee $100.00

Standard Nightly Rate: $325
Standard Wkly Rate:$2850
Standard Monthly Rate $12,350

Rates: Peak Season (6/20/2015 to 9/8/2015)
$2,850 per week
Rented Saturday to Saturday in Peak Summer, 2-3 minimum night stays in Spring and Fall seasons. Also, flexible start/end booking dates in the Spring and Fall Seasons. May offer discounts for longer stays than a week. Early payment discount included of 15%

Cancellation Policy

100% refund if canceled at least 90 days before arrival date.
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Updated: May 21, 2015


From the Owner

Location Location Location is the key to real estate and 'No Such Place' is ideally situation on the lake and with strategic access by road to all the key surrounding towns. The views from the property in summer, spring, winter and fall are simply amazing.

Property Type

  • house


  • Adventure
  • Away From It All
  • Family
  • Historic
  • Romantic
  • Sports & Activities
  • Tourist Attractions


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Onsite Services

  • Massage


  • children welcome
  • non smoking only
  • pets considered

Location Type

  • Lakefront


  • autumn foliage
  • churches
  • cinemas
  • coin laundry
  • festivals
  • forests
  • library
  • marina
  • museums
  • playground
  • recreation center
  • restaurants
  • synagogues
  • waterfalls
  • winery tours

Leisure Activities

  • antiquing
  • bird watching
  • horseback riding
  • horseshoes
  • outlet shopping
  • paddle boating
  • photography
  • scenic drives
  • sight seeing
  • walking

Local Services & Businesses

  • ATM/bank
  • fitness center
  • groceries
  • hospital
  • laundromat
  • massage therapist
  • medical services

Sports & Adventure Activities

  • basketball court
  • cycling
  • fishing
  • fly fishing
  • freshwater fishing
  • golf
  • hiking
  • hunting
  • hunting big game
  • hunting small game
  • ice skating
  • jet skiing
  • paragliding
  • pier fishing
  • roller blading
  • sailing
  • scuba diving or snorkeling
  • skiing
  • snorkeling
  • swimming
  • tennis
  • water skiing
  • water tubing
  • wind-surfing

Floor Area

  • 2500 sq. ft.


  • 2 Bathrooms
  • 1 Half Bath
  • Half Bathroom - toilet, 2nd Floor Toilet & Sink as night bathroom
  • Bathroom 1 - toilet, shower, First Floor main bathroom with large shower, sink and toilet
  • Bathroom 2 - toilet, shower, 1st Floor Toilet, Shower and Sink


  • 4 Bedrooms, Sleeps 8
  • 2nd Floor Bluff Point Bedroom - 1 double, Has AC and Heat and direct view overlooking the lake
  • 2nd Floor Garrett Chapel Room - 1 double, Has AC and Heat and direct view of the lake
  • 2nd Floor Keuka Village Room - 1 double, Has AC and Heat & view of the driveway, garage & wooded lot
  • Bedroom 4 - 1 king, King Bed and 3 direction window views of the lake


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  • Guests provide their own meals


  • 1- Free Internet - all the way to the end of the dock TV/ 1 DVR's in upstair bedrooms and TV/DVR in living room Garbage pickup on Wednesday mornings by 7:00 am Sleeps 8 people max including children (2nd Floor: 3 doubles, 1 single, 1st Floor: 1 King and 1 double rollout sofa, and also 1 single fold down couch) Linens & Towels not provided (But full linen service is available for an additional fee) 2 New Ultra-Modern Infrared BBQ w/Propane tanks provided New Dishwasher New Garbage Disposal Beach area for kids, easy walk out to deep water, large fire-pit for campfires Massive new 100' dock 13' wide Guest boat lift Guest row boat with oars (no motor, not for water skiing) Cul de traffic...grass area and blacktop drive for parking and for kids playing Upper wooded lot to set up tents or to walk dog in Blacktop private drive and road Washer and dryer in laundry room 2 Modern bathrooms with showers Natural gas stove Fully equipped kitchen Formal dinning as well as several other informal dinning tables FREE INTERNET

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