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Awesome Romantic Lake House - Excel Views-Loc - (2-4 Nights May or Jun Avail)

Bedrooms 4
Half Baths1
Space 2,333 sq ft
Property type house
Minimum Stay 2 - 7 nights


About the property

Enchanting, 4-Beds, 2.5 Baths, Sleeps 8 Booking now

Prime property with spectacular views:

Romantic, rustic home that sleeps 8+ with 2.5 baths on two floors. 3 private bedrooms on the 2nd floor and 1 master King on the 1st floor with spectacular views. Property is located in the heart of Keuka Lake's prestigious east side, highlighting morning coffee sunrises from oak Adirondack chairs at the end of the dock, and spectacular sunsets from any of the several deck levels including the spacious 100' dock that juts out into the lake facing the magnificent and photogenic Bluff. The Lake House is completely furnished and offers 180-degree all-glass views from a combo sun room/dinning room/master BR and a romantic glass-faced, gas-fired fireplace in the living room, all amid a golden-age cottage look-and-feel, surrounded by a few antiques and memorabilia items from that wonderful age.

Keith Clark
Member since: 2009
Premier Partner

This HomeAway partner has demonstrated and is committed to fast response times, the best rates, and a great guest experience.

Speaks: english
Response time:
Within an hour
Response rate:
Calendar last updated:
May 26, 2018

About Keith Clark

I am a Global Yacht Delivery Captain but born and raised in the Keuka Lake area. I have lived in many parts of the USA and traveled extensively throughout the world. I have seen many wondrous places in my travels, but the one true place I love more than any other, and the one place I will always call home, is "No Such Place" on gorgeous Keuka Lake.

Keith Clark purchased this house in 1981

Why Keith Clark chose Hammondsport

Keuka Lake is magical all year long but particularly so in the summer! Hammondsport on Keuka Lake is the source of the USA's first registered winery and now has nearly 20 fantastic and romantic wineries all around the lake. Harvest time is uniquely festive and fun for all and this happens spontaneously within the beauty of the incredible surrounding hills and fall foliage, a treat for the spirit and soul each and every year!

What makes this house unique

Location, Location, Location is the key to real estate, as they say, and 'No Such Place' fit's that phrase perfectly since it is ideally situation on the lake with strategic access by road and water to all of the key surrounding towns. The 3-branch and bluff views from the property in summer, spring, winter or fall are mesmerizing and soothing for one's spirit, and simply amazing for one's eyes to behold. Needless to say, a great place to bring your camera...!

Guestbook comments from the owner

My husband and I live in the Cleveland area and we both have two jobs and therefore virtually no life it seems away from home. But, we have been talking for about two years about going to Keuka Lake again, where we had first met at the famous Switzerland Inn. We finally took the plunge and signed up for a 2-Night stay at, "No Such Place," which is located less than a half mile from where we first met at the Switzerland Inn.

We had SUCH A GOOD TIME at NO SUCH PLACE!!! There are almost no words to describe it. We cried with joy as we saw the same view of the incredible Bluff, had breakfast at Artisan's Bakery in quaint and wonderful Hammondsport, the lunch and an incredible tour at Bully Hill. (Best Brunch EVER!). Dinner of course the first night at the Switzerland Inn but the next night we had an incredible dinner at the Bistro on the Hammondsport Square!!! We highly recommend all these places.

It was November and the trees were past peak, but still so wonderful. The sky was blue and the air cool but we rented Kayak's at Reagan's for $25 per day!!! We thought that was an awesome value. (Call them or check out their web site at reaganskayak). We did a couple of wine tours on Keuka Lake but also did a FRISKY Wine Tour on nearby Seneca Lake. Both Awesome. Oh, did I mention that we kept calling the owner to ask for "Just one more day"? We did this 3 days in a and then ran out of excuses as to why we couldn't go back to work! Hope our employers are not reading this...hahahaha...

Thank you Keuka Lake, thank you No Such Place, thank you wonderful owner who's name I probably shouldn't mention here! We took away more than just wonderful memories, and we'll be back again soon!
Oct 2013
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Hammondsport House Accommodation and Amenities

Property Type:
  • house
  • Guests provide their own meals
Floor Area:
  • 2333 sq ft
House Rules:
  • Check-in: 3:00 PM
  • /
  • Check-out: 10:00 AM
  • Max. occupancy: 11
  • Children welcome
  • Parties/events not allowed
  • Pets considered
  • Non smoking only
  • In peak summer weeks from last week of June thru first week of Sept, owner accepts only full week rentals Sat to Sat, unless pre-approved by owner.
  • Security Deposit withheld as defined in cancellation policy terms & conditions.
Location Type:
  • Beach View ...
  • Lakefront ...
  • Adventure
  • Away From It All
  • Family
  • Historic
  • Romantic
  • Sports & Activities
  • Tourist Attractions
  • Air Conditioning ...
  • Clothes Dryer ...
  • Fireplace ...
  • Garage ...
  • Hair Dryer
  • Heating ...
  • Internet ...
  • Iron & Board
  • Linens Provided ...
  • Living Room ...
  • Parking ...
  • Telephone ...
  • Towels Provided ...
  • Washing Machine ...
  • Coffee Maker ...
  • Dishes & Utensils ...
  • Dishwasher ...
  • Kitchen ...
  • Microwave ...
  • Oven ...
  • Pantry Items ...
  • Refrigerator ...
  • Stove ...
  • Toaster ...
  • Dining ...
  • Dining Area
  • seating for 8 people
  • 2 Bathrooms
  • 1 Half Bath
  • 2n Floor Half Bathroom - toilet , 2nd Floor Toilet & Sink as night bathroom
    1st Floor Bathroom 1 - toilet , shower , First Floor main bathroom with large shower, sink and toilet
    1st Floor Bathroom 2 - toilet , shower , 1st Floor Toilet, Shower and Sink
  • 4 Bedrooms, Sleeps 11
  • 2nd Floor Bluff Point Bedroom - 1 double , Has AC and Heat and direct view overlooking the lake
    2nd Floor Keuka Village Room - 1 double , Has AC and Heat & view of the driveway, garage & wooded lot
    2nd Floor "The Falls" Room - 1 double , Has AC and Heat and direct view of the lake
    First Floor Combo Room Bedroom 4 - 1 king , King Bed and 3-direction window views of the lake; AC/Heat
  • Books ...
  • DVD Player ...
  • Games ...
  • Satellite / Cable ...
  • Stereo ...
  • Television ...
  • Video Games ...
  • Video Library ...
  • Balcony ...
  • Boat ...
  • Deck / Patio ...
  • Golf ...
  • Kayak / Canoe ...
  • Lawn / Garden ...
  • Outdoor Grill ...
  • Tennis ...
Onsite Services:
  • Massage
  • autumn foliage
  • churches
  • cinemas
  • coin laundry
  • festivals
  • forests
  • library
  • marina
  • museums
  • playground
  • recreation center
  • restaurants
  • synagogues
  • waterfalls
  • winery tours
Leisure Activities:
  • antiquing
  • bird watching
  • horseback riding
  • horseshoes
  • outlet shopping
  • paddle boating
  • photography
  • scenic drives
  • sight seeing
  • walking
Local Services & Businesses:
  • ATM/bank
  • fitness center
  • groceries
  • hospital
  • laundromat
  • massage therapist
  • medical services
Sports & Adventure Activities:
  • basketball court
  • cycling
  • equestrian events
  • fishing
  • fly fishing
  • freshwater fishing
  • golf
  • hiking
  • hunting
  • ice skating
  • jet skiing
  • paragliding
  • pier fishing
  • rafting
  • roller blading
  • sailing
  • scuba diving or snorkeling
  • skiing
  • snorkeling
  • swimming
  • tennis
  • water skiing
  • water tubing
  • whitewater rafting
  • wind-surfing
1- FREE INTERNET TV/BlueRay in each upstairs and downstairs bedrooms and TV/BlueRay in living room Garbage pickup on Wednesday mornings by 7:00 am Sleeps 8 people max including children (2nd Floor: 3 private doubles, 1st Floor: 1 King and 1 double rollout sofa, and also 1 single fold down couch) Bath linens, sheets & pillow cases not normally provided (but full linen service is available for a small additional fee) 2 New Ultra-Modern Infrared BBQ w/Propane tanks provided New Dishwasher Beach area for kids, easy walk out to deep water, large fire-pit for campfires Massive new 100' dock 13' wide Guest boat lift Guest row boat with oars (no motor, not for water skiing) Cul de traffic...grass area and blacktop drive for parking and for kids playing Upper wooded lot to set up tents or to walk dog in Blacktop private drive and road Washer and dryer in laundry room 2 1/2 Modern bathrooms, 2 with showers Natural gas stove Fully equipped kitchen Formal dining table


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Awesome Romantic Lake House - Excel Views-Loc - (2-4 Nights May or Jun Avail)
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Beautiful location...beautiful view

  • 5 of 5

NO SUCH PLACE was a wonderful choice for our retired gals GET AWAY WEEKEND. The cottage PORCH and DOCK have spectacular views of the lake. We really loved the location being just a few miles from Hammondsport and enjoyed visiting the shops, restaurants and also Bully Hill winery. The ORIGINAL part of the cottage (read VINTAGE) has the kitchen (which is older) but it had lots of room for storage of food and beverage (two refrigerators) & the stove worked great. Ample pots, pans, dishes there and everything was clean and ready for our arrival. Three bathrooms/showers all worked great & were spotless. The NEWER part of the cottage had fantastic views and a great covered porch which was so nice for coffee in the morning or wine in the evening. Beds were comfortable and there a few extra hide -a -bed sofas for those who didn't want to share a "double" with someone on our trip so we appreciated all the flexible sleeping options. Love that we could actually walk or bike around the lake by using the road a little way down the main street by the Sitz. The actual beach front access at NO SUCH PLACE is very small but that beautiful dock creates an island oasis way out into the water and would be so great for boaters and sunbathers. Owner responds immediately to questions and everything was clean and exactly as promised..a perfect rental experience. We hope to come back next year. Thanks for sharing your place with us!

  • Submitted: May 3, 2018
  • Stayed: April 2018
  • Source: VRBO, from HomeAway
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Amazing place

  • 5 of 5

It was amazing

I love this place we had so much fun

  • Submitted: Dec 30, 2017
  • Stayed: December 2017
  • Source: VRBO, from HomeAway
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Traditional Thanksgiving feast and girl's yoga classes on a massive dock; Awesome & Inspirational!

  • 5 of 5

I was looking for something quaint and unique, and on a path less taken; and a place that was inspirational yet fully functional as a home. Someplace with a natural setting yet accessible by road or water. I was also looking for a place with a well-equipped kitchen so that I could cook a belated Thanksgiving feast. These are complicated requirements to say the least, but necessary. - I teach yoga and have 10 students and needed a solid flat surface outdoors - and "No Such Place," was just the ticket. We all snuggled together near the fireplace each evening talking and giggling as if we were still teenagers. There were eleven of us in total since some were locals.We found, "No Such Place," ideal as we bonded and exercised and enjoyed nature amid the natural beauty of Keuka Lake. We not only did Yoga on the dock each morning at 8 AM in the crisp November air, but we rode bikes around the lake, hiked the hillside gorges, and a couple of us even ran our 5 miles each day. - We cooked the first day, to stay with tradition, and exercised it off. (almost). We highly recommend "No Such Place," to others and we plan to come back next year. It was a happening place for us. It was clean and everything was as advertised. It was an older period place, but we all thought it was adorable, and the owner was totally responsive and helpful; and most of all, it was inspirational for each of us personally and spiritually as a group. There really IS such a place as "No Such Place."

P. Ellen T.

  • Submitted: Dec 4, 2017
  • Stayed: November 2017
  • Source: HomeAway
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Great views and perfect for weekend get away.

  • 4 of 5

We did enjoy our stay. The place was perfect for a girls weekend getaway. The house has looks like it has been pieced together over the years but it’s fine for a weekend get away. And the beds were super comfortable. Great views out to the lake!! The reason for only four stars was due to the stove. The paperwork did say the stove and oven have to be lit with a flame. However, some of us didn’t see that ahead of time so thought the oven was on when it wasn’t and the room filled with gas. We suggest a note attached right to the stove or front of the oven letting people know.

  • Submitted: Dec 1, 2017
  • Stayed: November 2017
  • Source: VRBO, from HomeAway
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Another great year at No Such Place, as usual, it didn't disappoint...!

  • 5 of 5

This November made the 11th year out of the last 44 that we have managed to get our group back together again at our favorite place on Keuka Lake, "No Such Place." As usual, it was exactly as billed by description and pictures and it didn't disappoint.! The views are still breathtaking, the water still pure and inviting, and the fall foliage still awesome and majestic. The dock is still the envy of the lake and the rustic old cottage is still as warm and inviting as it ever was. Our limo-driven tours of the wineries were the best ever and we stocked up on cases that will take us years to consume. We did, however, give our best shot at drinking as much of it as possible while sitting around the fabulous beach fire-pit each night. Another year behind us, and many more great memories to savor. May there be many more. Our Hobart Class of 1973 Fraternity Reunion, will be coming back again!

Tom Bussard

Bradenton, FL

  • Submitted: Nov 24, 2017
  • Stayed: November 2017
  • Source: HomeAway
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Disappointing overall

  • 3 of 5

Our long weekend at "No Such Place" turned out to be rather disappointing. When we arrived, nothing was ready - we had been expected the next day. (The dates on our reservations were correct.) This was made right very quickly, which was nice, and Keith bought us dinner in Hammondsport, and when we returned everything was shipshape. Mistakes happen, and the miscommunication was not what made our stay less than wonderful. The dock is beautiful, the view from the bedroom on the first floor is also beautiful. The kitchen REALLY needs to be updated - I declared within the first few hours that I would not be cooking any meals there, because everything is just rundown and in desperate need of new countertops, new flooring and a new stove, at least. The three tiny bedrooms up a very very narrow staircase were fine, but we are all very tall people and overall the place just seemed old, rundown and small. (One of our guests declared it "adorable," though, and said it reminded her of the lake house where she spent summers as a child.) We spent all our time at local wineries, distilleries and breweries, and ate all our lunches and dinners in Hammondsport. We were very glad to discover the Timber Stone Grill, which became our favorite place, as well as the Tavern, where we had been before and the food is great there, too. Fun to see local wines that we liked on the menus! We did appreciate Keith's quick response time, and also the housecleaner's willingness to drop everything and get the place ready for us, but we won't be back. I think if we had small children, and boats and jet skis, and warm weather, it would be a perfect house for that. We want something a little less "rough" and modernized.

  • Submitted: Nov 14, 2017
  • Stayed: October 2017
  • Source: VRBO, from HomeAway
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Nearest Airport
25 Miles
Elmira-Corning or Ithaca, or ROC or SYR or BUF
Nearest Barpub
0.25 Miles
Switzerland Inn
Nearest Golf
10 Miles
Lakeside Country Club or Bath Country Club -
Nearest Motorway
Property located at Rte 54/Rte 230 on Keuka Lake
Nearest Restaurant
0.25 Miles
Switzerland Inn
Nearest Ski
15 Miles
Bristol Mt
Nearest Beach
Property is located on the water and has a beach
Car: recommended
Other Activities:

Top Thing to do in City:

* Tour Wineries.

* Awesome Photography Ops.

* Racing: Grand Prix, NASCAR and Dirt Stockcar.

* Boating: Sail & Power.

* Fine dining on the water.

Top Thing to do in Budget:

* Fishing.

* Hiking to many waterfalls.

* Bike riding.

* Sailing.

* Swimming.

Top Thing to do in Family:

* Golfing.

* Water Skiing.

* Boating.

* Sunbathing on 100' dock.

* Swimming.


Water Skiing



Golf at Lakeside Country Club or Bath Country Club

Gliding at nearby Harris Hill

Corning Museum of Art and Technology

National War Museum

Glen Curtis Museum

Rockwell History Museum

Many more museums

Rich history to absorb of Indians & Early America

Hiking to many local waterfalls


Wine tasting

Race track at nearby Watkins Glen Grand Prix speedway

Limitless photography opportunities

Fine dinning by boat at many restaurants on the water!

Several World Class Restaurants in Hammondsport

Bike riding around 45 to 65 mile around the lake loops

Parks, recreation areas nearby as wells as lots of shopping and antiquing

Great Golf Courses nearby (Keuka Lakeside, Bath Country Club, Corning, and many more.)


Rates & Availability

Taxes and fees are additional

Additional information about rental rates

Cleaning Fee $100
Additional Guest Fee $100
Pet Fee $100
Damage Insurance $59

Nightly Rate: $385 Peak Summer Season Approximately the 3rd Sat in June to the 2nd Sat in September
Wkly Rate:$2,565 in Peak Summer Season if booked in one payment which includes a 15% discount; List price is $3,018
Monthly Peak Summer Rate approximately: $11,114

Standard non-peak rates vary fall, winter and sprint. See Calendar

Owner's Cancellation Policy

  • 100% refund if canceled at least 60 days before arrival date.
  • Service Fee fully refunded on cancellations that qualify for 100% refund.